Croissants

Oh yes I did.

Now I know I said that our New Year’s diets would begin in the new year (makes sense), but I baked these on December 31st. That’s not technically cheating, is it?

Technically, we ate bacon, egg, and cheese croissants for breakfast the two following mornings (okay, that’s definitely cheating), but we were just trying to use these up as quickly as possible so said diet could begin sooner. You’re following my logic, right?

Oh, whatever.

These were so worth the calories. My pants were beginning to fit a little loose anyway.

The obvious question: were they hard to make?

Hard? No, not really. Time consuming? A resounding yes.

There’s a lot of down time involved in making croissants. You spread the process out over two days, though, so it’s not that bad. Shall we?

Directions
Here’s the basic rundown (the short version, if you will, since the actual directions are frighteningly long):

The day before you plan to bake the croissants, you’ll have to make the dough. Combine flour, salt, sugar, and yeast in the bowl of a stand mixer.

Add milk, water, and butter, then mix.

Transfer the dough to a floured surface and form into a ball.

Place the dough in a lightly oiled bowl, then cover with plastic wrap and place in the refrigerator. Walk away.

No really, leave it alone for the night.

The next day (New Year’s Eve!), combine cold butter and flour in the bowl of a stand mixer. Beat on low with the paddle attachment.

Transfer to a silpat baking sheet or a large piece of plastic wrap and shape into a 6-inch squaare.

Et voila!

You’re about to roll out the dough for the first time. Better place the butter block back in the fridge (say that 10x fast).

Place the dough on a floured work surface. Roll out into a 12.5″ by 6.5″ rectangle, about .5″ thick.

Grab the butter block and place on the left side of the dough.

Fold the right side of the dough over. Pinch to seal edges. You now have three layers: dough, butter, dough.

Carefully lift the dough with a pastry scraper and add more flour underneath as necessary. Use a rolling pin to carefully toll out the dough into a 9″ x 16″ rectangle.

Fold the dough as if folding a letter. Bring the right 1/3 into the middle, then the left 1/3. Try to line everything up as evenly as possible. Use the rolling pin to carefully press out any air bubbles.

Cover with a piece of plastic wrap and refrigerate for 30 minutes.

After 30 minutes, place the dough on a lightly floured surface (with the closed side facing you), and repeat the rolling and folding process. Cover and refrigerate for another 30 minutes. (See? Lots of down time.)

Repeat for a third time. After three turns, you should have created 81 layers of doughy, buttery, croissanty goodness!

Okay, here we go. Roll the dough out one final time into a larger 28″ x 9″ rectangle.

Use a ruler and make 1″ cuts into the bottom of the dough at 4″ intervals. Repeat this along the top edge of the dough, but mark the first cut at 2″ from the left.

Use a pizza cutter and cut a line from the left corner of the bottom dough to the first notch of the top dough, then simply connect the marks to cut off the dough triangles. Like so:

Still with me?

When you’ve got all your triangles, cut a 1″ notch into the bottom of the triangle base. Spread the bottom as wide as the notch will allow to create wing-like flaps.

Begin rolling up the dough, gently pulling the top notch (nose) as you roll, trying not to squeeze it. It’s also helpful to fold the ends of the croissant in a bit (towards the nose). See below.

Cover loosely with plastic wrap, then let rest for 2 1/2 to 3 hours. (Ugh, the waiting was killing me.)

About 20 minutes before baking, preheat an oven to 450 F. Transfer to a parchment-lined baking sheet. Apply egg wash if desired (yes, please). Place the pan in the oven and immediately lower the temperature to 375 F. Bake for 15 minutes, then rotate the pan and bake for an additional 15-20 minutes, or until a rich golden brown all over. Allow to cool for 40 minutes before serving (though an hour is better).

Seriously. As they cool, the butter in the dough hardens up, which is a good thing.

We may have tried one of the little guys (which I cut and rolled from the ends of the large rectangle) as soon as they got out of the oven. Just, you know, to compare with a croissant that had cooled for roughly one hour. The difference was unquestionable.

Another piece of advice: If I were you, I wouldn’t bake more than one tray of these guys at a time. Bake them in batches (they won’t cook evenly if one pan is on the bottom 1/3 of the oven). Or even better, freeze some of the unbaked croissants for later! We should’ve done that… instead, we had to throw two little guys away cause they hadn’t cooked properly. Such a shame.

So. How’d I do?

Look at those layers!

Glorious buttery croissants! A happy new year, indeed.

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