Zucchini Fritters

I nailed this, guys.

The assignment was to eat more veggies, right?

I wouldn’t go substituting these fritters for fresh greens every day of the week, but a little indulgence (read: oil) once in a while is never a bad thing!

Also, they’re damn tasty.

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Rosemary Shortbread

I seriously could not wait to post this recipe. I almost posted twice yesterday, but that seemed a little excessive.

Let’s be honest: I’m a much better cook than I am a baker. Every once in a while I get an itch to whip up brownies or cheesecake, but in general, I’m more of a savory kind of gal. When I came across this recipe, I knew, I just knew it would be my kind of dessert. First of all, it’s got two.sticks.of.butter. (Yes, you read that correctly.) Combine all that butter with chopped rosemary, turn it into a giant cookie or tart, and BHAM! My perfect dessert.

For all you skeptics out there scratching your head at the thought of combining fresh herbs with something savory like shortbread… think again. This is by far one of the tastiest desserts I’ve ever baked. And the best part? It can double as a savory side dish!

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Sautéed Brussels Sprouts

Aka: The perfect holiday vegetable.

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Wild Mushroom Bread Pudding

It’s that time again. Time to start posting (or reading about) your favorite Thanksgiving recipes! And this one? It’s a keeper.

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Short Ribs with Bleu Cheese Mashed Potatoes

You might recall from my post a week ago that John and I were taking a day to ourselves. A day to spend outdoors surrounded by food (go figure), to eat seasonal snacks (go figure), and then to gorge on a “special occasion” meal for dinner.

Go figure.

We did what any smart New Yorkers would do as they leave the city and drive into Jersey: we stopped for gas. For those “in the know,” it’s no surprise that gas in Jersey is usually a full $0.40 – $0.50 cheaper than here in NY. I pulled off to one of the first stations I could find, handed the attendant my debit card, and asked him to fill her up on regular. (Jersey is full-service only.)

Nothing out of the ordinary happened during those next few minutes, but as the pump halted to a stop, I peered over at the display and casually mentioned to John how thirsty my car was (something I say often when I realize my adorable mini SUV is actually a gas guzzler). After a moment of calculating the final cost versus the amount of fuel my car just took, John looked confused. Apparently the attendant decided to pump mid grade instead of regular.

I know what you’re thinking. “No big deal. How much more could it have cost you?”

Well, it cost us an additional $4. Nothing to cry over, but what’s infuriating is how this situation was dealt with.

First, I call over the attendant who, mind you, has been talking on his cell phone throughout this entire interaction. I tell him in a less-than-friendly tone that he pumped the wrong gas in my vehicle. He stares at me with a look on his face that makes me think he doesn’t understand English.

I tell him again.

This time he arches his shoulders and raises his hands (still on his cell phone) as if to say, “Do I care?”

John is now becoming increasingly angry. I’m staring at him in disbelief of how little this guy cares about fixing the problem he caused. John tries to talk to him (and even asks him to get off his cell phone), but he’s having none of it.

And with that, John went inside to speak to a manager.

End of story. Problem resolved. Right? Wrong.

Mr. Hot Shot Manager responds to the situation by saying, “No problem. Let me call someone to come and pump the gas out of your car, and then we’ll replace it with regular.”

I’m sorry, what? You want us to sit in your tiny gas station for a minimum of 45 minutes (though probably much longer) so you can pump gas OUT of my car? Not happening. Not now, or ever.

To prevent a long story from getting too long, I will conclude by saying yes, we did win the battle. We were reimbursed for the attendant’s mistake, but this seriously put a damper on our morning. I couldn’t believe how rude and dismissive these men were to us.

Moral of the story? There isn’t one. Mostly I wanted to share my frustration with an audience that would listen and see if my feelings of frustration were warranted.

This is where you tell me I’m not crazy.

Now for some good news! I made a fantastic meal of short ribs and bleu cheese mashed potatoes that anyone (anyone who likes meat, that is) would love. It made me completely forget about how angry I was earlier. That’s a good sign, right?

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Roasted Tomatoes with Arugula Pesto

Looking for other ways to use up leftover pesto? This is the perfect side dish.

Looking for other ways to use up beautiful summer tomatoes before the season ends? This is the perfect side dish.

Do you like Parmesan cheese? This is the perfect side dish.

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Greek Orzo Salad

As we get further into August, the nights begin to cool off and the sun sets sooner. Fall is literally just around the corner. Before you know it, I’ll be posting recipes featuring winter squash and brussels sprouts. There’s no denying my happiness over the change of seasons, but I’ll admit I’m going to miss the summer’s produce terribly.

Are you a fan of Greek salad? This guilt-free version is perfect for a light lunch, which is how I consumed it every day this past week. Perhaps this wouldn’t be ideal in the dead of winter, but for summer, it’s a home run.

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Blackened Chicken with Sweet Potatoes and Soppressata Cream Sauce

The flavors in this recipe were somewhat out of my comfort zone. I’m not one to “blacken” anything, and my appreciation for spice and heat is relatively new. In the past, I’ve thought that answering “yes” to the question, “Do you like spicy food?” meant I enjoyed my mouth being on fire. Turns out, that’s not the case at all. Sure, there are times when residual heat from a dish leaves my lips tingling, but I believe spice can elevate the flavors of a simple dish without burning off your tastebuds.

This sauce is one such example.

It’s spicy for sure, but the flavors are complex and well-rounded. To counteract some of the heat from the sauce, serve this with a sweet potato mash.

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Baked Salmon with Coconut-Tomato Sauce and Creamy Jasmine Rice

If you want to fool someone into thinking you spent a lot of time in the kitchen making a complex meal, throw some coconut milk into the mix.

I wholly attribute the success of this meal to the use of coconut milk. That, and being able to properly cook a piece of fish. Continue reading Baked Salmon with Coconut-Tomato Sauce and Creamy Jasmine Rice

Zucchini Fries (and some good news)

First, and perhaps most importantly, this is Tasty Retreat’s 100th post! I started this blog right before my birthday last year, and I’m so thankful that I did. Not only has TR given me a place to chronicle my kitchen triumphs and disasters, but it has proven to be a cathartic release for everyday stress. I love writing here, and I hope to continue as long as possible.

Additionally, yesterday marked my one year anniversary living in New York City. Things are going well, thanks for asking, and we don’t plan on ending the relationship any time soon. Fear not, John is very supportive.

And last, but by no means least, I recently accepted an internship that I’m hoping (fingers crossed) will lead to some amazing networking opportunities. I’m still searching endlessly for a full-time paid position, but for now, I’ll network my tuchas off and hope someone likes what they see. First stop? Food Network’s Atlantic City Wine and Food Festival. It’s only a week and a half away, and I’m so thrilled to be a part of it! Continue reading Zucchini Fries (and some good news)